Come On Girls, Laugh Out Loud!

It's here again already! Thanksgiving is behind us and the Christmas rush is in full swing.  In spite of the fact that this season is the "season of joy", it can also be stressful with shopping, cleaning, entertaining, wrapping, decorating, family, etc..  Every once in a while you get a piece of email that just makes you laugh.  And who doesn't need a good hard belly laugh once in a while?  I got this one last year and it just cracked me up.  I hope it provides you a few minutes of stress relieving laughter too!

Christmas Is Tight This Year
(everyone loves a homemade gift)

My Dear Friends,
Somewhat embarrassing to admit, Christmas is tight this year and I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.

Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.

The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.

Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These nifty slippers are:

* Soft and Hygienic

* Non-slip grip strips on the soles

* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh

* No more bending over to mop up spills

* Disposable and biodegradable

* Environmentally safe

* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....

I'm awaiting your response...it's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you!

Oh come on! Laugh out loud with me - you know this is just funny!